We are all old ladies with grey hair.

We can all mend or alter your pants/coat/shirt/etc.

We are all frumpy and wear sweatshirts with deer on them.

We are all fabric hoarders.

We all like moose and cabin fabrics.

That we don’t have tattoos.

That grey haired older ladies can’t be wickedly crazy and adventurous.

That we don’t tell dirty jokes.

That we all know how to put in a zipper.

That we all quilt by hand.

That we are all ultra-consertaives with closed minds.